:: The Blurst of Times ::

:: 8.06.2003 ::

The wedding - the unification of two kindred spirits in a holy, lawful, eternal bond that will stand the trials of all time. For the two people I saw wed on Saturday, I wish you the greatest and best of lives together. I will say that now, because frankly, I have no idea what I said about anything that night. And a wedding is a time for raising our glasses to the things we appreciate, so in the spirit of that, I salute the following:

Friends: Here's to making new ones, catching up with old ones, and making new ones out of old ones.

Ladies: Here is to lovely brides, beautiful bridesmaids, and my ability to spend some quality time with them instead of drunkenly chasing less fantastic women.

Booze: Here's to having no tolerance, an unlimited supply, and a bartender who says cutting with water is for pussies.

Chicken: Here's to Chik-Fil-A, Chik-Fil-A, and, my god I love Chik-Fil-A.

Enterprise Rent-a-Car: Here's to you guys being a bunch of fucks with hidden fees, shitty cars, and just no class at all.

The Couple Sitting Next to Me on a Five Hour Flight from Detroit: Here's to you two containing yourselves just enough to not fuck right there in front of me - thanks for capping off a weekend of renewed hope in love by committing adultry.

Alright, that's all - I'm dry for a while. I will be packing the computer up tonight for about the next two weeks. Writing and responding will be intermittent. Thank you all for reading and enjoying my little bit of the Internet. Most of you I will call/see in the next few days anyway, but until next time -

"It's time for me to shed this skin..."
:: Freddy F. at 12:24 AM [+] ::