:: The Blurst of Times ::

:: 5.23.2003 ::

Man, what a lame blog.

So just as I tell everyone that this blog is a funny, good thing that is worth taking a few minutes to check on periodically, I promptly stop writing and make it a very big waste of cyber-space. But at least I have good links.

To keep you up-to-date on the most important current events:

1) The Royals blow. Yeah, I watched them try to hang with the big boys in Seattle Tuesday, that's right Section 334, Row 4, Seat 13. Bam. Right there I saw what I could only describe as a fluke. Where's your messiah now, you bandwagon hoppers? "Go M's!" I say in my best Seattle-voice.

2) There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. The man who keeps claiming he is the president is acting like another man who once claimed a presidency. Thank goodness we have Indiana Jones and the boys from the Flying Circus to preserve those priceless historic artifacts, because those state of the art tanks and jets aren't doing it.

3) And I just got the official word from Kuwait: it's fucking hot and they have no air conditioners. Mild-impact nuclear weapons, star wars programs, and big business tax cuts but they still can't provide cold water to desert warfare.

4) Soon the real test will begin.

"Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me? In your arms forsaken, the self-rightous suicide..."

:: Freddy F. at 12:04 AM [+] ::